I asked my friend's daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up.
She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day.
Both her parents, Labour supporters, were there, so I asked her, "If you were the Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied, "I would give food and housing to the poor and all the people on benefits." Her Parents beamed and said, "Welcome to the Labour Party!"
"What a worthy goal!" I told her , and continued, "But you do not have to wait until you are Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house, cut the grass, do the weeding, sweep my drive and I will pay you £25. Then I'll take you over to the homeless man who stands in front of the shops. You can give him £25 to use toward food and housing."